"my dinner is still loading"
Do you have a ZX Spectrum powered Star Trek food replicator?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 4:47, 1 reply)

Neither of them is me.
But nice idea. It may take a while to get dinner but I think if it was windows based you'd be having flavourless grey goo half the time.
Then again if it was *nix based you'd have to prepare the ingredients, place them in the correct receptacle, heat for the desired time and then serve!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Mar 2013, 22:30, closed)

HEAT THEM ON THE WOKRING

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:15, closed)

On the contrary.
If it was *nix based, you'd spend five hours trawling round umpteen shops trying to find a version of certain ingredients that are compatible with the other ingredients, your pans and your cooker, then spend another twelve hours typing hideously long and non-intuitive commands into your cooker, and trying to cross-reference the cryptic screen-long error messages with whatever sparse or non-existent documentation you can find before finally giving up in despair and going hungry.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 19:40, closed)