I'm a total weirdo.
I only ever watch films once, and I never watch them again.
If I do accidentally happen to see the same film twice I find myself picking it to pieces, and find that a film I enjoyed the first time around turns out to be a festering pile of shite that was never worth watching to begin with. The Matrix for example, the first time I saw it I practically wet my pants, the second time I couldn't get over how wooden Keanu Reeves was, and just wished Agent Smith would kick his fucking teeth in.

So, I own precisely zero films on DVD (shock horror!), and my favourite film of all time has to be Clingfilm, it keeps my sandwiches fresh and it totally fucking rocks.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:41, 4 replies)

Morning Bert
how's tricks?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:52, closed)

All of my tricks are good,
how's yours Mr the geordie?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:53, closed)

Not bad
Another wedding this weekend but it should be fun nevertheless.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 10:08, closed)

I like the oily film
on puddles in car parks.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 14:51, closed)