La Bete
I went to see this film after its' write up in the cinema guide made it sound like a silly man-in-a-suit monster movie. Perfect for a Sunday afternoon, I thought.

I was, therefor, quite surprised when it started with 5 minutes of horses fucking in extreme close up.

Then even more surprised when the beast of the title appeared - a man in a silly suit - yay! -sporting a giant erection :(

More surprise came when the creature then went on a really long Benny Hill style rape chase:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV0xScJuYXc

If you are worried by what happens at the end of the mild peril in this clip, she does escape. She escapes by climbing a tree, reaching down with her feet and giving it a foot wank to graphic climax.

I have never left a cinema more embarrissed. Everyone who works there knew what I had just seen. Paid to see. On my own.

Still, it's a very enjoyable 90 minutes. Three stars.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:36, Reply)