How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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tenuously related, but I'll go ahead anywaya friend of mine was telling me how disgusting her ex-boyfriend was when she was living with him. After generic tales of slovenly habits and an obvious aversion to cleaning products and practices of any kind, she told me a tale that really took the biscuit.
They were having their bathroom redecorated and so it was covered in dust sheets and the like. One day, whilst she was out, he needed to take a whizz, but rather than go to the effort of uncovering the toilet, he decided to go in the kitchen. Alas, the sink was full of dirty dishes. When my friend was telling me this, she sighed and said "any normal bloke would surely have just gone outside and peed in the garden", but no, not this guy.
He pissed in her kettle. IN HER KETTLE.
When she got home and discovered this, she was obviously shocked, disgusted and also a little confused. She pointed out to him the many other solutions to his problem that he could have chosen, least of all would be to use one of the glasses that was out on the side. His response to this was to say "but we only had wine glasses and they don't hold very much, I thought if you came home to find 6 wine glasses full of piss on the table you might be a bit cross".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:47,
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