How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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paper platesand plastic cutlery. an absolute godsend for anyone who hates washing up. just use them and bin them, job done!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 18:21,
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Are there really people *that* tragic?!If yes, how do these people survive in the real world?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:17,
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i've used them oncebut that was after a hernia op, i could barely move. as soon as i was able, i binned the lot. i'm a lazy fucker, but i'm almost obsessive about my dishes!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:26,
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Ah- I hadn't thought of that kind of thing.My father recently had a hernia op. And from the pain he described, I think you're entitled to eat off whatever you like!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:36,
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32 staplesand a wound that wouldn't heal properly for 3 months.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:42,
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Fuck me.You have my sympathy.
I trust all is well now. At present, my father is struggling a bit with the physiotherapy to get him back to full miserable old git-ness...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:48,
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yep, all fine now(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:52,
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can't really use paper plates for anything runnybut I do use them for sandwiches.
And I have some plastic forks for if I'm just having a cold snack - they're no use for hot stuff as they melt/go all wonky.
And I have plastic knives to make sandwiches with.
So basically if I'm having a sandwich there's no washing up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:30,
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To save yourself the horror of having to wash up a mug:I suggest you fill your mouth with boiling water from the kettle, stick in a teabag, milk/sugar if desired and hold your head back, mouth open until desired strength is reached....
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:40,
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my mum always has loads of them in her housebut she's a party caterer. she tends to keep a few handy for the kids
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 19:49,
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Xmas / Easter roastor any other 'big' lunch-
Tin foil trays. Meat, veg, all get done in these, then binned, leaving plates, cutlery, glasses to wash. Lazy yes but makes good sense to us!
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i wish my mum would do thisshe gets so frazzled when it comes to holidays, she invites way too many people and won't let anyone else do any of the work. she doesn't have a minute to herself, then worries herself sick because her blood pressure is going through the roof
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:57,
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