How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Too Dutty to be true!On another occasion, I was sharing with an old college friend who turned out to be rather less hygeinic than I hoped for when we moved in together.
Now don't get me wrong, I am well capable of playing the waiting game to see if the clean fairy will come and pick it up before I get round to it, but when my flatmate was "busting for a dump" and my other half was round and in the bath (only loo in bathroom) there was a bit of a predicament.
I heard nothing about it until later, and assumed he had hopped down to the pub, until he cruelly disillusioned me, by proudly announcing that he had just pulled down his kegs, shat in a sainsbury bag (in his bedroom) and then thrown it out the window onto the roof of the flats opposite.
I cringed every time I saw that sainsburys bag for the next 6 months until I fucked off out of there.
No, we don't talk anymore.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:10, 1 reply)
Remindsme of the time some poor bloke on a six seater plane with us got the runs at 12,000 feet over Tanzania, he shat three plastic bags full as the pilot lowered elevation for said shitter to chuck the bags out the window.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:18,
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