So, my boyfriend has a condo in Arizona which his son lives in.
We were out 3 weeks ago visiting and we were both disgusted at the state of the place. Absolutely minging. He'd "cleaned" his bathroom - but there was still a ring around the bath and crusted puke on the side of the toilet.

My old man paid me to go out there last weekend to clean the place.

14 bags of trash, 2 bags of bottles for recycling. I spent 2 days cleaning every nook and cranny - I spent $112 on cleaning products. I then spent another $40 down at the launderette doing 3 months worth of laundry.

There was dried vomit on the floors/tubs/toilet in both bathrooms. The pine needles from the Christmas tree could have been made into a carpet. The dead black widows and scorpions were preserved in cheap tequila.

There was a turd under his bed. UNDER HIS FUCKING BED!!! Outside on the patio were 22 trashbags that he'd just never bothered taking the 10 feet to the dumpster.

I told him to call me Kim or Aggie the whole time I was there - he didn't get the reference but it made me laugh!

He texted me last night to thank me and to tell me he'd done his dishes after eating his dinner. This morning he texted me to tell me he'd wiped out his bathtub after taking his shower.

I hope he keeps it up.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:55, 1 reply)

Huh?
Keeps texting you every time he cleans something? I can see it now...

*BEEP, BEEP* "Hi sis, just wiped my bum"
*BEEP, BEEP* "AND I flushed!"
*BEEP, BEEP* "Just wiped the worktop over..."
( snee held his breath since, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:27, closed)