"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Keeps texting you every time he cleans something? I can see it now...
*BEEP, BEEP* "Hi sis, just wiped my bum"
*BEEP, BEEP* "AND I flushed!"
*BEEP, BEEP* "Just wiped the worktop over..."
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)
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