How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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For a long time, every morning I'd come downto find a silvery slug trail leading from the back door to the cat's food bowl and back again.
Every morning, I'd wipe it off the floor and wonder how the hell it got through the door. It was a persistent little bugger, whatever it is. I opened the doors, shut them properly and it stopped. Cracked it!
It was winter. Had I really stopped it, or do sluggies hibernate? Whatever, it was cold and wet out there. So cold in fact that I didn't open the back door for ages.
When I did, there was poor sluggo. Paper thin and about nine inches long, crushed in the hinge of the door. That'll teach it for messing my floor.
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chthonic, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:19,
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahah
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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