How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I'm lazy,and quite capable of putting up with things that slowly accrete. I have a Roomba, and so don't really have to vacuum. However, I like to drink those big glass bottles of Perrier when I'm at home on the compy, and when there's no more room on the desk, I put them on the floor out of the way. Then another. Then another. Before long there was a double row, then a 3/4 circle around my chair, about eight bottles deep. Now a significant percentage of my living room floor is covered in green glass, the roomba is baffled, and I am unable to make a dent in removing these bottles, which are getting dusty.
The rest of the place isn't bad, though.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 23:51, 3 replies)
You have to post a photo of this.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:48, closed)
what he saidPOIDH, as they say
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:27, closed)
When I was a student circa 1990I had 120 empty glass Irn Bru bottles adorning my bedroom floor. The type that you got a 10p deposit on. I dined at the local chippy for free during the last week of term as I desperately tried to offload them all before moving out.
And no, I don't have pictures. In 1990 no one had mobiles with cameras, and I sure as hell didn't have a camera of my own back then.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:44, closed)
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