How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Post itsA friend of mine was watching her neighbours dog while they went away. She had known them for years. I'd met them a few times and they seemed alright.
So the day after they'd left my friend goes over to feed the dog and was a little surprised at what she saw.
Post it notes. Everywhere, stuck to the doors, cabinets and walls.
"TAKE SHOES OFF"
was written on the door to the living room
"DON'T PUT ANYTHING HERE"
written on several post it notes stuck to the table, fire place and cabinets.
"PUT TISSUE UNDER STUFF ON HERE INCL: LETTERS"
was stuck to the kitchen unit... so even putting a letter on the unit could leave a mark?
"NO DRINKING"
stuck on the cupboard that contained wine.
"PICK UP DOG POO"
stuck to the back door
"OPEN"
stuck to the window.
"HOOVER CARPET"
stuck to another door
And my part in this story?
My friend had to ask me to come over because their dog had fleas and she didn't know what to do.
If you're going to go to all that effort at least make sure your dog is not infested
(, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:24, 3 replies)
Haha Post ItsBest of all the ways to convey one's pathetic emotional insecurity and general failure at being able to take life on the chin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 11:56,
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ButWhat if the post-its leave marks? Perhaps they should have been stuck to tissues instead.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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But what are you supposed to put under the tissue?(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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You could just use your breath on the surface and write with a finger.But the deadly acids in sebum would no doubt eat away at any surface.
I bet the sofa still has the plastic sheeting on it?
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 12:26,
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Did he not leave notes of his ownsaying pick up your own dogs poo you cheap bastards, and next time pay for the dog to go to kennels.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 14:23, closed)
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