
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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into the bint.
Incidentally, did he fill it or something?
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:48, 2 replies)

hang on, that won't work. erm..
*hides computer in shed
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:01, closed)

With the frequency they were at it, it's certainly a possibility.
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:57, closed)

and when I strained it in a colander, a lot of gluten dripped into the sink and it looks startlingly like spunk. As in I could create some pretty realistic bukkake pics with it should the need arise.
It might have just been coincidence. Whilst she's using the post-horatio mouthwash, he's boiling some rice up for tea and then draining it into the bin instead of the sink.
( , Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:05, closed)
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