
"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
( , Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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..... the car on the other hand is a complete mess. I changed jobs a while back and now I don't drive to work day in day out. I actually have to find excuses to take the care out. Problem is, I never cleaned the car out before I stopped using it every day.
The car's now stored in the underground car park of the hotel round the corner (live in a pedestrianized zone). the other day the hotel called up to ask if I'd abandoned my car there as people had expressed concern over its condition.
( , Tue 30 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
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