How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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i accidentally chucked half a bottle of red white over a beige wallthis is like death for painted walls.
i say i did it. i suppose its technically my fault. we collapsed on the bed, drunk and giggling. feeble woman that i am, i couldnt open the wine bottle. so i passed it over to the boyfriend who opened it ... far too successfully... all over the mattress, pillows, and up the walls.
scrubbing a white enough to remove a red wine stain takes off the paint. inevitably, i ended up buying some more paint and a tiny paintbrush. its not quite the same colour but im hoping the land lord thinks the darker patches are caused by damp...
i dont feel bad. afterall, they left a whopping big hole in the window sill by my bed for ages - in winter! one night i had a nightmare that the roof was caving and woke up with the bed absolutely soaking because water had been getting into the wall.
above my bed, someone has carved a message for the last tenant. im assuming her name is helen or helena because it says 'hello hel -'.
student accomodation is poor. they deserve us to carve our names into the plaster and pour wine over the walls. i only hope the next tenant comes up with a more inventive way of vandalising the room.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 1:33, 1 reply)
buy some luminous paintstand on the bed and paint the words "i'm under the bed" on the ceiling.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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