The other really embarrassing thing to happen to me was
I got really, REALLY drunk once when I was in Paris for the weekend, and I desperately needed a shit. All the cubicles were full, so I shat in some passed out dude's mouth.

I didn't know until much later of course, I thought it was some sort of fancy new toilet design.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 15:58, 4 replies)

Oh lordy.
I want this to be true.
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:01, closed)

Unfortunately it isn't.
But I imagine this were the scenario for one person, that Wildyles was describing down there.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:21, closed)

Dur.
I hadn't read that...
I now look even more stupid.
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:28, closed)

Inevitable but
POIDH.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:07, closed)