I used to be something of a crusty. I was only moments away from having dreadlocks.
As such, I went out with girls who reflected this rebellious, incredibly well thought-out, and totally individual lifestyle.

So not much washing went on, as you can imagine.

Me and my girl woke up one morning, and decided that some lovin' was in order.

Now - I love to give head. I am also - as previous posts will testify - awesomely stupid, and can be somewhat naiive.

What I discovered down there was about the size and the shape of the lid of my Zippo lighter.

Only it was green.

And translucent.

And oozed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:22, 7 replies)

did you pop it?

( zulu eh?, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:35, closed)

What did it taste like?

(username failed moderation, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:39, closed)

A Lime Jelly Baby

(TitanLX, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:42, closed)

Her last boyfriend

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 16:52, closed)

He
he.

Nasty man.
(username failed moderation, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 17:11, closed)

I was a little sick in my mouth. Right here on the train.

Made my day :-)
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 7:08, closed)

Please tell me it was your green novelty Zippo

( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:05, closed)