Last day on the job
before I moved on to greener pastures. The boys wanted to take me to a pub to mark the occasion, or at least what passed as a pub in this locality. They drove me up to a legendary raunch palace (frat boys from North Dakota used to come over in chartered buses to be able to say they had been there) and sat me down at a ring side table.
The first stripper, egged on by my pals, squatted down in front of me, took my glasses and put the lenses in her g-string. It was one of those timeless old tricks that keeps on working. I got them back, I had to do it no hands. I managed to cleaned off the muff prints but didn't notice the pube wedged in by the nose piece for a few days. After she had given her pudenda a good airing out she left and the next stripper came on stage.
This one didn't even attempt to dance, but merely stretched out her labia minora and tied them in a reef knot.
I told the boys I was feeling a bit queasy and bade them a fond farewell.
I don't know, does that qualify as filth?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 19:03, 5 replies)

It's getting there....
Somewhere out there is a story penned by Sir Bob Geldof himself in which he, a dour fellow at the best of times, found himself feeling out of sorts in Thailand in a red light area and decided to push it and see how low it was possible to go as far as viewing but not taking part was possible.
It's a well told tale of just how low humanity will sink for a few bucks.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:29, closed)

Sir Bob and I
agreed not to read each other's literary efforts.
I've never been there but I understand the bar does go pretty low in parts of Thailand.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 20:35, closed)

We studied said autobiography for Eng Lit GCSE...
the bit about Thailand is scary.

Worth it for the lols of watching your 24 year old female English teacher read the first line of an early chapter:

"Mrs Armstrong from down the road was my first fuck "
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:52, closed)

Ah it was his Autobiography!
Thanks, I wasn't sure where I read it, thought it might have been a book of sorry travelers tales.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:01, closed)

Yay!
Treating women as sub-human lust objects!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:46, closed)