Black Hole
My father told a tale of being a volunteer fireman in rural Corrales, New Mexico. One night, their crew responded to a nighttime fire at a farmhouse. They arrived and started laying out their hoses as the bright flames cast flickering dark shadows across the farm yard. Almost immediately, however, the fire chief disappeared. The firemen nevertheless proceeded to put the fire out. Afterwards, they began searching for their chief.

Turned out, one of the first things the fire had consumed at the farmhouse was the outhouse. The chief, running around distracted in the dark, failed to discern the outline of the ashen black hole, and stumbled right into it.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 21:20, 4 replies)

Excellent!
Funny and just enough info for your mind to fill in the horrendous blanks!

I bet he made a good "plop" noise when he went in :-)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:42, closed)

I imagine more of a "Crack - Gloop", as he first broke the crust...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:09, closed)

By outhouse
you mean shithouse?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:35, closed)

Yes, indeed!

(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 20:59, closed)