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Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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My first repost in a while...
Everyone knows the state that festival toilets are in by the end of the weekend and really this one was no different to the rest... except for the fact that upon opening the door I discovered a mound of shit so high it had escaped the chemical bit at the bottom of the toilet, and formed a peak reaching a good foot above the level of the seat.

How the bluddering fuck did someone manage that?!?

Not only this however... Someone had put a Bakewell Tart on the top of the mound.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 22:58, 6 replies)
I try and hold it in for festys.
Good pea all the same.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 23:09, closed)
I tried that and once lasted a whole Glasto without shitting
As a word of warning: don't

When I got home, the resulting behemoth was so large it brought down a haemorrhoid with it, and as a result I had my first anal examination by a doctor.

Shitting, kids. It's good for you.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:27, closed)
Oh yeah!
I can go days without shitting in an environment like this.

Still though, bakewell tart? Nice touch. Like the cherry on the cake with a cherry on it.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:00, closed)
this has triggered a suppressed memory, duly posted

thanks for that :|
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:49, closed)
You fool, that wasn't a toilet, it was this year's Turner Prize winner!

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:07, closed)
Please don't tell me you let a perfectly good bakewell tart go to waste?

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:22, closed)

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