One of those drunken 'what's the best/worst sex you've ever had' conversations lead a friend of mine to admit the following-
He'd been out one night and pulled a young lady. One thing led to another and they ended up back at hers. Foreplay was engaged in and he decided that now would be a great time to go down on her. he moved his way down south and upon reaching the belly button was hit with a 'ripe' smell that hinted at the fact that she had the similar attitude to washing as your ex. He thought 'Fuck, what do I do?' and decided to finger her instead and hoped that 'double bagging' might solve any issues later on.
We move to later on. He is behind her performing vigorous love making. He is pulling her hair in that way they do in porn and the young lady grabs him by the wrist and starts sucking his fingers. The same fingers that had been inside her earlier on.
The vomiting caused the muscles in her body to contract and my friend commented 'It was like having my cock in a vice, I wanted to carry on but she'd started to cry and it put me off.'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:31, 3 replies)

Is this
wolfbagging?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:59, closed)

Please tell me this is not a real thing. Please please.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:04, closed)

I doubt much of what I read on Urban Dictionary.
Although, I sort of want this to be a real thing.

Disclaimer: monster munch does not condone domestic violence.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:07, closed)

sweet tapdancing christ.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:02, closed)

Bahahahah
Thats fucked up.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 7:39, closed)