Decent Homes
The company I work for had a contract a couple of years ago to renew several hundred kitchens and bathrooms to council properties in a particular London Borough, all as part of a nationwide modernisation 'Decent Homes' scheme. These are the photos of one of the properties that I went into to survey beforehand. You could say a lick of paint was a little overdue. This was about 3 years ago now and I bet it’s back to how it was already.

Photos in reply (enjoy).
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:50, 18 replies)

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(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:54, closed)

So what did it look like
before you did the refit?
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57, closed)

I was just about to post the same thing!

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:58, closed)

If no-one wants that bog
I'll have it - mine is kinda dirty, I could use an upgrade.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:00, closed)

hahaha!

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:03, closed)

Well at least they seem to be brushing their teeth

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:01, closed)

It's not really the tenant's fault that the council are fucking dirty lazy cunts.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:08, closed)

I actually managed to get the tenant in one of the photos
In all of his grimy glory. I obviously won't be putting that one up though as I could get into trouble, but I will say he wasn't wearing a shirt for the entire time.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:11, closed)

He owns a shaving brush.
The guy must be Dapper Fucking Dan compared to that bog.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)

He's even got a plunger on standby on the bath
I expect that's for when he wanks in the bath and clogs the drain with...stuff.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:20, closed)

Just wondering
if Sainsburys basics are cheaper than Tesco value?
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:17, closed)

We have all tried to help rory lyon, but he has to want to be helped.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 14:19, closed)

See that? That's your mum's kitchen that is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:57, closed)

And your mum's swimming pool
is the toilet.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:59, closed)

See those cobwebs and mould in that corner?
That's your wedding dress that is.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:07, closed)

In the mirror
There's the man that works in your pants.
(Eukanuba, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:00, closed)

London? More like Prypiat. Fucking hell!

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 17:42, closed)

You wan to get TheThinMan in on that
He's got a clipboard and some rules and everything.
(ubergeekian, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 12:03, closed)