You could try testing out discount brand condoms on ugly prozzers
And hope the manufacturer takes pity and sends you a big van of top knotch whores like the footballers use.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:46, 1 reply)

No
they don't.

Er, my mate told me that.
(username failed moderation, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:47, closed)

Say No more. *wink*
www.mates.co.uk/
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:50, closed)

It's rather disturbing
That that box says "individually tested".
( MatJ LOOK, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:42, closed)