I have mentioned my mate dave on qotw before
Well one evening, him and his mate John went camping next to a pub in the Welsh vallies. They put the tent up and started drinking in the pub and decided to order some food. Dave ordered a sea food tagliatelle which he polished off before continuing drinking. Later they staggered back to the tent and fell asleep.
John woke up early in the morning and found Dave was hugging him as he had spewed all over his own sleeping bag and all over John's face, which was covered in liquid spew, half-digested prawns and tenticles.
He had to bolt out of the tent and rub his face in the dew on the grass.
Nice.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:08, 2 replies)

Have a click
If only for the marvellous image of an animalistic all-fours morning-dew face wash.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:33, closed)

Spewed over his own back?
Nice of Pazuzu to put in an appearance.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 19:53, closed)