Why did you wait until the end of the day
to find out what was irritating your eye?

I suspect the real truth is that the maggot made it's way into your brain, and now you are one of them. The whole story is just a careful bit of misdirection.

Disclaimer: monster munch does not condone insurrection against our larval overlords. He is an obedient drone.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:52, 2 replies)

I for one welcome our maggoty over lords.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:18, closed)

I'm fairly sure I rubbed my eye a few times
but carefully, as I was very grimy myself.
And to be honest, it just itched a bit, it wasn't painful or scratchy like a bit of sawdust is. I guessed it was a tiny bit of grit.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:18, closed)