Mr crispy
Bappage's post below reminds me of a story my friend told me.

Not long after finishing school he took an apprenticeship working at a funeral directors.

Part of the job involves removing the recently deceased from their place of death. On one occasion the person who’d recently snuffed it had died quite horrifically in a house fire.

After the police had done their bit (it was an accident), he was called in to remove the corpse.

My friend said he’ll never forget going to lift a well-done cadaver as his fingers broke the crispy flesh away and bodily fluids oozed out over his hands…
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:23, 7 replies)

Great.
Now I've got an erection at my desk.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:28, closed)

Really?
You too?
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:34, closed)

Maybe turn gaydar off until it is gone then Vagabond.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:19, closed)

Why - are you about to log on?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:45, closed)

I am already the poster boy for the website.
Queer eye for the straight guy hunni.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:37, closed)

Nothing but your ungodly mingingness could make me doubt that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:58, closed)

I hate it when the juices run completely clear and you know they’re overdone.

(Mr la-de-da Gunner Graham, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, closed)