Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Grilled cheese sammy-wich... OF DOOM!Steps to cause extreme levels of Doom.
1. Turn on stove (high)
2. Place skillet on element
3. Apply a slice of buttered bread, then cheese, then a second slice of bread
4. Allow the cheese to melt sticking the two bread pieces to stick together
5. Attempt the "flip" trick with the skillet
6. Allow your creation to land on the now red hot element
7. Shout obscenities in amazement as the sandwich bursts into flames instantly
8. Beat the flamming mass with skillet
9. Realize your mistake of pounding the food into (and under) the element, making it impossible to smother or remove
10. Reach for baking soda, and extinguish flames
11. Cover up all evidence of occurence..
(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 12:24, Reply)
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