Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Well, I didn't...
But my mate Gary did. Spraying Physio Sport deodorant on a wooden windowsill then holding a lighter up to it is, ladies and gentlemen, not a good idea.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 18:08, Reply)
But my mate Gary did. Spraying Physio Sport deodorant on a wooden windowsill then holding a lighter up to it is, ladies and gentlemen, not a good idea.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 18:08, Reply)
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