
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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...set fire to an ice cream van because someone told me they'd run out... hehehe... note the ironic post there :)
Seriously though, I nearly set fire to a night club I worked in by having a crafty fag in the stafff room, it set fire to the bin. I put it out, but not before the alarms went off.
A month after I quit it burned to the ground in "Suspicious circumstances"... a week later I nearly burnt down the pub I was working in after I lit a lighter that was leaking. The fireball that engulfed my hand was very impressive, but ultimately, pant-wettingly scary.
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 19:18, Reply)
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