Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Only a few weeks agoAfter eating some lovley mushrooms a few friends and i thought it would be a good idea to have a fire in the back garden of my flat.
Having just got a new sofa I thought the old one would make for good fuel, big mistake.
I couldnt believe the acrid black smoke, it was fucking everywhere. This being the middle of town someone called the fire brigade, cue mass paranoia and hiding in bushes for hours afterwards. Magic
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 20:01, Reply)
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