Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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ooooh fire!
When i was a child, one christmas morning at about 5am after opening my presents, i decided i would be helpful and tidy by puttin all the disguarded wrapping paper in the Parkray (Tm) coal fire we used to have in the sitting room. I piled it all in to the flames, only for half of it to fall straight back out again onto the carpet, leaving nice black burn/melt holes in the carpet. Wasn't the best christmas ever....
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 20:17, Reply)
When i was a child, one christmas morning at about 5am after opening my presents, i decided i would be helpful and tidy by puttin all the disguarded wrapping paper in the Parkray (Tm) coal fire we used to have in the sitting room. I piled it all in to the flames, only for half of it to fall straight back out again onto the carpet, leaving nice black burn/melt holes in the carpet. Wasn't the best christmas ever....
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 20:17, Reply)
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