Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Fire , Ooh FireI've had a few run ins with fire.. Nothing extreme, No firemen or anything like that
But the only one that still makes me chuckle is when we set about on seeing what we could see was flammable.
It was a saturday and on fridays the Youth Advice Centre gives out free condoms , I had a few laying around so we thought "Well they might burn" they didn't so we sprayed a tonne of deo in them , and nearly burnt my fucking hand off.. luckily i had some sort of thing i could use to put out my hand.
Then my friend gave us the amazing idea he heard from his brother which was spraying deo in a empty plastic bottle then lighting a small flame on the top , Squeeze the bottle thus the deo coming out and whoosh a mushroom shaped flame.. It looks great in the dark , Try it
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 21:18, Reply)
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