Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Stupid twat is caught red....kneed, I guess...Letting lighter fluid out all over his arm and lighting it. The intellectual persuits of Luke never ceased to amaze me.
This 'Luke' as he liked to be known was so superiffically pleased with these fiery shenanigans that he would light himself when and where it seemed most inappropriate. His arm was only prevented a severe crisping by his rapid waving of the said limb until it was put out.
So, one boring summer day, the fucking 'tard lights his knee. You can wave a foot. You can wave an arm. You can't wave your knee.
No 'kneed' for me to extrapalate methinks...boom boom...ahem..
Third degree burns and 2 years later, he still dosnt think its a funny story. god. some people
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 21:45, Reply)
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