Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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merry christmas...
We had a fire pit in our backyard, and as usual my friends and i were drunk and burning things through the night while my folks slept. It was getting late, we were stinking drunk, and had run out of things to burn ( my mom used to burn our garbage - plastic bags and all in the fire pit lol). After some rummaging i managed to find our christmas tree from the year before, which was bone dry and still had all its needles...it turned into a raging inferno seconds after i put it on the fire, and the flames were so hot and friggen big that it started to melt the electrical wires from the roof of our house to the alley..mom shit her pants, the firefighters were not amused, and after all was said and done we continued to party ).
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 0:18, Reply)
We had a fire pit in our backyard, and as usual my friends and i were drunk and burning things through the night while my folks slept. It was getting late, we were stinking drunk, and had run out of things to burn ( my mom used to burn our garbage - plastic bags and all in the fire pit lol). After some rummaging i managed to find our christmas tree from the year before, which was bone dry and still had all its needles...it turned into a raging inferno seconds after i put it on the fire, and the flames were so hot and friggen big that it started to melt the electrical wires from the roof of our house to the alley..mom shit her pants, the firefighters were not amused, and after all was said and done we continued to party ).
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 0:18, Reply)
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