Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Please.....
....Don't start any more fires....I work on a burns unit(the web alias should give away which one, if you can be arsed putting in the searchage) and I have enough work already as most of you bastards live in the area we take referrals from...and if you're not diconcerted enough by that...I am related to the 100%s and they know where you all live if I end up treating you...
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 1:22, Reply)
....Don't start any more fires....I work on a burns unit(the web alias should give away which one, if you can be arsed putting in the searchage) and I have enough work already as most of you bastards live in the area we take referrals from...and if you're not diconcerted enough by that...I am related to the 100%s and they know where you all live if I end up treating you...
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 1:22, Reply)
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