Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Casserole dishesMe & my brother went through a phase of being juvenile pyromaniacs when we were about 10, we used my poor ma's casserole dishes to make little bonfires on the kitchen table consisting of newspaper, bits of old towels, anything that would burn really! Jay got too close once and signed his eyebrows and the top of his hair - if you've never witnessed singed hair, its really quite funky, it went brown & very curly just on the tips of his hair and eyebrows. It stinks, though. When we started to get a bit too adventurous for the kitchen, we relocated to the garden where we ruined mum's Le Creuset dish (they're well expensive, we got whapped for that one). Happy days!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 11:14, Reply)
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