Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Heh
In high school everyone had those BIC lighters that could be modified to produce huge flames, you probably know the trick, take off the metal hood, lift the little regulator and rotate the gear that controls the flame's height...
One day this really cute girl wearing a coat with fur on the sleeves asked me for a light.. I forgot to warn her that my lighter was slightly modified... Her right sleeve caught on fire, she fell to the floor and her friend started stomping on her arm to put out the fire... Amazingly enough she didn't get hurt from the fire, but needless to say I don't modify lighters anymore.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:07, Reply)
In high school everyone had those BIC lighters that could be modified to produce huge flames, you probably know the trick, take off the metal hood, lift the little regulator and rotate the gear that controls the flame's height...
One day this really cute girl wearing a coat with fur on the sleeves asked me for a light.. I forgot to warn her that my lighter was slightly modified... Her right sleeve caught on fire, she fell to the floor and her friend started stomping on her arm to put out the fire... Amazingly enough she didn't get hurt from the fire, but needless to say I don't modify lighters anymore.
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:07, Reply)
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