Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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A person i knowWho will remain namless. Got home one day tired and hungry after a day at work. Hmmmm what to eat thought the nameless individual, 'Chips' was the reply.(you can see where im going now). Anyway the chips were frying away nicely when our hapless hero decides to see what televisual delights are on in the next room. So the telly was turned on and much to our friends delight a game of cricket is on, after about 20 mins of intense sporting action a strange smell wafts across the living room and the hungry cricket fan goes to investigate- result one huge inferno where the kitchen used to be and a £10,000 bill.
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:50,
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