Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Nasal InfernoButane lighter gas sprayed into mouth (not advisable), then blown over an open flame. Result: One burning head, 2 burning curtains, and worst of all, I burnt the hair up my nostrils which I could smell for days. Luckily my friends came to the rescue and laughed the flames out.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 14:45, Reply)
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