Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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I could solve all your problems....I do a lot of fire juggling, so much of my free time is taken up with accidentally setting fire to myself then rising (unsteadily) from the ashes saying "I think I know what went wrong!".
Recently I decided to try fire breathing. I filled my mouth with neat parraffin, held a burning torch in from of my mouth, sprayed the parraffin from my mouth... and blew the flame out. None of my mocking friends realise how difficult it is to extinguish a large, steady flame using nothing but paraffin vapour.
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