Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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One christmas my dad got my mum a toasterThe're divorced.
One thing you must know is my dad always did od jobs to things in the house, most of them success full, but they had a short life span, like the computer he made us (its the crap one at my parents) that always has something wrong with it, but im thankful anyway...
Anyway, this toaster, it didnt work, so we took it back and got a reeplacement that lasted 2 weks, then the last one which my dad picked up for us one day decided to leave to toast inside and set fire to itself. Cause I was a smart kid that watched lots of tv (i was about 8-10) while my mum wanted to chuck water over the thing, i thought about electricity+water was a bad idea so thinking of chip pan fires i dampened a teatowel to cover it after umplugging the damned thing. 2 burned teatowels later it stopped
Oh, and when my sister did chemestry at school, she forgot about the testtube she left held in the bunsen burner and the glass melted, causing whatever it was inside to set fire to the unflamible table
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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