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I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Flaming johnny
Rubber johnny + can of Pledge = Richard Branson sized aerosol/condom combo.

Applying a naked flame to said combo results in a massive fireball, a tangible shockwave and an impressive "WOOF" noise.

Not recommended for indoors or for people who value their hair and eyebrows.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 15:57, Reply)

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