Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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????????Work this fucker out :-
Sane - Mentally healthy
Insane - Mentally instable
Firm - Strong and sure
Infirm - Lacking physically strength
Complete - Whole
Incomplete - Not whole
FLAMMABLE - Can be set on fire
INFLAMMABLE - Can be set on fire
It's pissed me off each time I drive past a petrol tanker for wanking years.
PS - Mapper you wanker you've got me at it now
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:07,
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