Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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BruceI seem to recall when the American sex pest Bruce Springsteen sang quiet openly the song " I'm on fire" I deem this to have been a total untruth as if i were in the same situation, "On fire", the last thing i would do is sing about it. I would hastily make my way to the nearest water source and douse myself, thus extinguishing the flames. In conclusion, I strongly suggest that Mr Springsteen keep his ballshit statments to himself!........Tit!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, Reply)
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