Have you ever started a fire?
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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The Doors
I recall The late singer and part-time botanist Jim Morrison from the Doors singing "Come on baby Light my fire". How bloody irrisponsible is that!! Any sane adult of his era would know that to ask a small child to "Light a fire" is completely obsurd. Toddlers of that age find it impossible to hold matches......
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:01, Reply)
I recall The late singer and part-time botanist Jim Morrison from the Doors singing "Come on baby Light my fire". How bloody irrisponsible is that!! Any sane adult of his era would know that to ask a small child to "Light a fire" is completely obsurd. Toddlers of that age find it impossible to hold matches......
( , Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:01, Reply)
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