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This is a question Have you ever started a fire?

I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?

(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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at school we had a tie-setting-on-fire-competition,
which really didn't work too well

not only did we all burn our necks and chins, but when the teachers got wind of "children setting their ties on fire", it was kind of obvious who it was >.<
(, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:31, Reply)

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