Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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memories of pyromania...step one:
discard solvent down sinks in chemistry lab
step two:
remember that sinks are linked through the plumbing
step three:
hold lighted matches at plugholes at each sink
step four:
enjoy the lovely little flames!
Or: nestle huge firework rockets in a bonfire built in your tiny back garden. Use a bow & arrow to shoot a flame into the fire (melting said bow + arrow in the process). Duck as fireworks shoot off into the crowd/house/nextdoor's garden etc.
Or: wind up chemistry teacher by striking matches under the lab desks & extinguishing them quickly. watch as he pathetically prowls searching for the source of the smoke.
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Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 18:52,
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