Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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one night long long ago...musta been 16 or so, me and my mate Neg got utterly pissed on cheap lager and went on a tour of posh suburbia, vandalising and igniting a few lawn ornaments. It had been a wet spring, so no major harm (I hear). No chemical accelerants used, just Zippo lighters and teenage evil.
We went back the next day and kidnapped a lawn gnome. This gnome then went on a long road trip with some mates, and they'd send back Polaroids attached to postcards of their trip. Yes, I know you saw that in Amelie, but it happened like twelve years prior.
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ronin9026, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 21:57,
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