Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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hahahai know i've posted like three stories already, but i just remembered another one from reading pub stories...with fire...there was this club that had $1 highballs from 8-11 every thursday night. my friends and i would have a few drinks and then be there by 7:30. by the time 9 or 10 rolls around we are rolling on the floor - we would stay until 11 and then go elsewhere (anywhere really). one night we decide to make paper hats in the bar. we get everyone to wear them. my friend dave statrs making paper boats, and i tell him to make a bunch. after they were all constructed, a fleet on the table, i say "this is what happened to the spanish armada" and proceeded to light them afire. next thing you know, the table is up in flames and the bouncers proceed to eject us in an unkindly manner. haha. we got in the next week, but that's another story.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:20, Reply)
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