Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
(
rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
« Go Back
I didn't start a fire.In fact that was the problem.
Through experimentation, I actually have determined that it is
impossible to light a fuse for a fire work with
a lighter and WD-40 flamethrower.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:44, Reply)
« Go Back