Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Dude!Hi Dude (Last post). Thanks for that timely reminder of a pet story of my very own. I recall a pet rabbit i once owned called Derek. He was born with 6 legs, a lisp and two human fingers. Oh the fun i used to have burning his fur just to get that wonderful smell of chicken. Derek is now 28 yrs old and not a bad typist i might add......Oh that reminds me, i must put the bins out this morning........Mother, Help!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 9:37, Reply)
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